Creds goes to Christy for helping me with the background :D
While I have come across many a peculiarity in Midgard, I suppose one of the objects on the forefront is this small ‘eye-pood’ device!
How is that you humans managed to train them to sing any song, at any time during the day? Are there little Midgardians in these devices? Do they not tire of constant work?
Stark has lent me this strange object from time to time, but I am not fond of the manner in which the music he favors screams in my ear! It is reminiscent of a banshee!
THIS IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER.. Her name is Mercedes and she is HOT and SASSY.. She’s a hedgehog/cat/echidna.. ALL THE CANON CHARACTERS LOOOVE HER.. PROLLY BECUASE HER BODY IS HOTTER THAN ROUGES LOLOLOL.. (: Even the guuurls are hawt for her! That’s not even Mary Sue.. Shut the fudge up.. Her b/f is TYRONE but Sonic and Shadow don’t like him! They love hur moar! Oh, and that scar is from a cat fight she got in with this gurl who stood on HUR corner durin’ work! STUPID wordthatryhmeswithWITCH.
Hears sum moar art fur hur fans!!
Name: Mercedes Benz
Nickname(s): Mercy, Babe (SHE HATES THAT ONE THOUGH OLOL), Mary Sue,rip off of Rouge
Species: Hedgehog, cat, echidna, bat, raccoon (And before you ask, yes, I failed biology!!), vampire, ghost, angel, devil, werewolf, zombie
Gender: GUUUURL, DUH!!
Age: Liek, somewhere between 15 and 20… DUN’T ASK GURLS THAT.
Birthdate: 2/14/?? (Sooo mysteries!!)
Height: 3’5”
Weight: DUN’T EVEN ASK A GURL THAT, DUUUH.
Eyes: TOPAZ!! Just liek Edward Cullens <333
Colors:Depends on what her name is, and who is claiming her as their own “original” character!Lite shade of black, dark shade of white, blood red, & Cheeto orange tan
Likes: Men, women, in between genders, money, drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, dieting, trashy costumes typically reserved for adult parties, anything that makes her seem hot..
Dislikes: Competition (Although no other furry character can match her body as long as I have an editing tool!), anything innocent, being treated liek a gurly gurl!! Rouge, Amy, Cream, Cosmo, Sally, Marin, Blaze, && the EGGMAN!!
Personality: …WUT IS THAT?? She’s hot & flurty, OK? Is that NOT enuff?
Background: Mercedes was born into a royal family on another planet… But then they died in a car crash… And since she had no family she was put into a orphanarium… BUT NO ONE ACCEPTED HUR.. Not even the nuns!! Prolly bcause she was just so royal, rich, special, beautifull, talented, and AWESUM. NUNS AND ORPHANS ARE CRUEL LIEK THAT.. But then she ran away to another planet and then her planet blew up!! Karma mos def. Then she fell in love with every boi she meet, but then they always betrayed her by tellin’ that she was an ALIEN.. So she always had to run and live by herself!! Doktor Eggman even kidnapped hur and gave hur powers for some raisin! Then she met a really nice guy with a fuzzy hat and cane and he took goood care of hur! His name is Tyrone and he’s loves hurr! But so does Sonic, Shadow, and awwwl the canon characters!!
Skills: Other then bein stronger && better then every other canon/original character ever created, she has the power to attract & lure anyone she wants into her clutches!! Because hur body is close to Rouge, but even hotter, remember?? SOOO HAWT.. I AM NOT A FURRY!! Who wouldn’t be attracted to hurr? She’s so curvy! Specially for an animal! But that’s not bein a furry, OK? STOP HATIN.. Also she can read minds and stuff! I guess hur only flaw is that she’s not that good at it, OK? Still practicing!! Shadow’s teaching hurr… Wait… Sonic is… No wait… Every boy is! <333
Theme Song: T-Pain - I’m N luv wit a s*******CH: i love you forever i like you for always
I will just be lying awake, staring at the ceiling quietly sobbing and whispering “Why”
